Sunday, October 19th
1:00 PM
Housing Works Bookstore
126 Crosby Street
New York, NY 10012

Monday, October 20th
6:00 PM
211 E. Ridgewood Avenue
Ridgewood, NJ 07450

Wednesday, October 22nd
6:30 PM
Trident Booksellers & Café
338 Newbury Street
Boston, MA 02115

Friday, October 24th
7:00 PM
Anderson’s Bookshop
123 W. Jefferson Avenue
Naperville, IL 60540

Wednesday, October 29th
7:00 PM
Indigo Bay Bloor
55 Bloor Street West
Toronto, Ontario M4W 1A5C

Saturday, November 1st
12:00 PM
Barnes & Noble/The Mall of America
Court Space
60 E. Broadway
Bloomington, MN 55425

Wednesday, November 5th
7:30 PM
Skylight Books
1818 N. Vermont Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90027

Thursday, November 6th
7:30 PM
Barnes & Noble Glendale Americana
The Americana at Brand
210 Americana Way
Glendale, CA 91210

The only bags I bring are the ones under my eyes. [x]

Camp Takota - Re-cut Trailer

I got bored the other day so I decided to make a horror/thriller version of the Camp Takota trailer. It turned out okay I suppose.

Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days. All the rest are weak days. [x]

You can’t have your cake and eat it too… [x]


I once got beeped at for talking to someone in my lap.

I was actually just talking to my dick. [x]


HELBIG: Helping Everyone Laugh By Intimidating Girl-scouts [x]

It’s bread.